CRASH LANDING AT ECCLESTON

A strange wreckage billowing with smoke was found on the grass at Eccleston Primary School early this Monday morning followed by tweets the night before from parents and residents, claiming strange sighting and sounds throughout the evening and night before.  Scientists have confirmed that a family of Zhdun’s from the planet Flube have crash landed and taken temporary residence in the school.  They are a safe, friendly species who must be well looked after.  The children will be working hard to ensure that their stay here remains safe, comfortable and short as they build various things including toys, vehicles, clothing and a spacecraft in the hope that we can guarantee a safe passage home.